Fall vacation - Nick and I are not going to be admiring the colors of autumn in the USA
Too much risk of being shot to death or eaten
As Nick and I were considering where to enjoy the autumn colors, the USA didn’t even make the top thirty.
Nick suggested NE USA, commenting how he had spent many a relaxing fall day enjoying the colorful landscape and the nice quiet walks thru the forests.
I quickly vetoed this idea by hissing and growling. There is nothing more bloodcurdling than a feline’s growl.
Oh yeah, and I attempted to maul his testicles.
He took all this as my voice of disapproval.
I spent a good fifteen minutes on lecturing him on the odds of being shot to death.
He finally admitted that it would be suicidal to tour the US for the next little while. I explained to him what a mess it was at this point in time.
Scores of people shooting each other every day for whatever feeble reason. Would be mothers dying in the parking lots of hospitals that would be in breach of the law should they assist a dying pregnant woman. Fake assassination attempts on presidential candidates. And pure hate and nonsense spewing from a VP candidate causing no end of hatred and violence.
No. No way was I going to cross the border into that hellhole.
We regarded other destinations and it seemed to us that there wasn’t anywhere safe in this day and age.
Nick finally admitted, “You know Tom, as usual you are correct. Perhaps we can enjoy fall colors in our home country of Canada, if Pierre Poilievre doesn’t finally reach his goal of turning Canada into a mini USA.”
#Kamala for President!
#AdoptDontShop #SlavaUkraini #HeroyamSlava
#NeverMetAnAnimalIDidNotLikeExceptThatBigMeanOrangeCatAtTheEndOfTheBlock
Or Danielle Smith. She would fit right in with the Republican party down here - I can see her and MTG becoming fast friends.
Do not export her to the United States though, we don't want her - we have enough of her kind.
Tom- how could you try to maul his testicles just because he recommended Vermont in the fall. Don't be so mean.