After Trump’s extremely enigmatic message telling us how he doesn’t need more votes, I thought I’d ask him why he isn’t begging for votes considering the polls have him neck and neck with Kamala.
He told me, “You know Tom, I have a whole team that I have promised to pay handsomely and they have guaranteed me all the votes I’ll need come Election Day. They told me that I didn’t have to worry about Kamala.
“What I do need is money in my pocket. Money to pay these guys, maybe. And money for me.
“So instead of begging for votes, I’m begging for cold hard cash. NO checks. I need cold, hard cash. The Saudis and Russians refuse to take my checks anymore. The same thing with my credit cards.
“Votes are the last thing on my mind. Big Al and his gang have assured me I’ll have the votes.
“He’s got a lot talent working for him - computer guys, post office employees and general purpose wise guys who will be posing as poll workers.
“But I desperately need cold hard cash.”
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Rump can kiss my ass
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