TFG is whining about not being on the campaign trail as his NY court proceedings occur.
I don’t think he really needs to be campaigning.
Seriously, do you think that he’s going to change anybody’s mind at this point? Or attract any new supporters? He just likes performing in front of MAGAts.
I mean, there are some who say that TFG is so confident that he can purchase one juror, he nodded off during jury selection, A process, which as I understand, is kinda important.
I asked him about this now that he has realized that I am a cat and have no money to pay him.
Seriously, I think I am the only creature on earth that actually listens to his fabrications and imagined persecution by the bulk of the American population.
I swear you can hear the channels changing on TVs all over the entire USA when he pops up on TV screens and blathers nonsensically.
I asked him about his little nap time during jury selection..
“I was getting bored, far too many big words that I don’t know. And my legal team grew tired of me asking about every second word and instructed me to ‘shut the fuck up and let us do the job for which you are allegedly paying us’.
“Also I’m really tired because I stay up all night composing fabrications that my legal team might be able to use in court.
“They have advised me to “keep my big fucking mouth shut during court proceedings. I really want to testify but they say that my testimony will result a guaranteed conviction.
“That’s something I don’t want before Election Day. This is the only case that will make it to a courtroom before the election. I think we’ve totally fucked up the other three felonies I committed.
“So I took the opportunity to grab forty winks. I haven’t had a decent night’s sleep since 2015.
“I know the little nap I took didn’t look good but it showed just how disinterested I am.”
I asked Don Jr. about the day’s events, but he was so wasted he launched into a campaign speech - practicing for his own campaign in 2028.
Eric had no idea what I was talking about saying, “I didn’t see any of it, I had to babysit.”
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When will the entire tRump family F-off forever? Like we've been in an evil alternate reality for years.