Lauren Boebert's new district not thrilled about failed House rep
"A bit of too much of a show-off for us folks - most of us have never heard of her. She doesn't look like she's gonna fit in here."
After seeing the writing on the wall in CD3, the district that Lauren Boebert won by a couple of hundred votes last time around, she has found a new home. Maybe. The signs are not great.
Next door to intellectually starved and illiterate CD4, she may stand a chance of clinging to a congress seat in CD3 - where they demand more of their leaders than creating disturbances.
We asked Lauren why she doesn’t just pack it in and go back to slinging beer and guns.
“I do not want to have to get a real job. I am not qualified to do jackshit in any industry - except maybe the sex for money industry. But I’m getting a little too long in the tooth and I have the personality of a shit sandwich for that particular industry.
“I really want to stay in congress. Easy money, little to no work, media attention… I sure hope the people of CD4, who, I think, for the main part are as illiterate and ill-informed as me, see me as a good a candidate.
“Heavily GOP but not heavily sold on the MAGAt philosophy, the people of CD04 seem to have never heard of, or care much about poor gypsy Lauren or my reputation.
“There’s not much here in the way of internet or even high school grads who may understand what an election is. There are a handful of GEDs like me who may actually read or watch the news.
“These are my people.”
I chatted with a few of the good people of Limon, Colorado most of whom were not particularly knowledgeable of the wanna-be star of Beetlejuice.
“I’ve heard of her,” one resident told me, “but I don’t think she’s gonna fit in too good over here. A little too much of a show-off for us”.
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Lauren is an ugly black stain on a beautiful state.
Well Tom, I’ve heard she’s pretty good at playing pocket pool in a dark theater. Just another thought for a possible employment opportunity for Boobert