It’s been a few days since I posted anything - partly because there is nothing new upon which to comment, but mostly because I am a cat - we can be lazy and our minds have a tendency to wander aimlessly.
Unless we’re tracking down a rodent or butterfly. And even then we tend to nod off every now and then.
So I thought I’d get off Nick’s lap and visit MTG who, I understand, is panicking over being ignored.
Fearful of the lack of press the past couple of months, what with Trump Trials in the news sucking the oxygen out of the GQP; MTG decided it was time to get back in the news by doing what she does best - shit disturb for the solitary purpose of getting some press.
Hence the call to fire the Republican House Speaker.
Guaranteed to get her some attention.
I asked her about her time in the House.
“Well, you know Tom, I have many good memories, but the best time I had was going on a cross-country tour with Matty Gaetz.
“We met so many fine, young, beautiful girls, who really seemed interested in what Matt had to say. As you know Matt is dedicated to helping young females find part-time jobs.
“He took photos of the girls and would show them to business people as we crisscrossed this great country of ours.
“He was attempting to find the young teens some part-time work, he told me it was his passion project.
“I told him that I would like to get involved in this project of his. It would give me something to do.
“I don’t know if you’ve noticed Tom, but I don’t really do much of substance in the House.”
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