At a DC fast food dump, TFG was greeted with “we thought you were in jail’ or “I had heard that you had died, and I dropped to my knees and thanked God.”
It was TFG’s first visit to DC since the shit hit the fan with the J6 fiasco which had been started by the idiot.
Seen him on a rally on TV news lately?
I mean real TV, not Fox News or anything of that ilk. He’s unravelling at an ever quickening pace.
Seriously - I don’t think this guy should be out and about without a caregiver. I’m sure he’s at that tipping point you reach when your family has you committed to some sort of care home.
He did a bit about a shark and a battery - during one of his endless rambles at a rally. I’m smart but I have no clue how a mind comes up with something as insane and incoherent as that.
But dammit the networks are having a lot of fun with it. That’s not news MSNBC, CNN etc. but thanks for showing it. I was laughing so hard at the orange idiot I was rolling around on the floor.
Yes, we cats laugh, but it takes something as insane as TFG’s rambles to set us off.
Anyway, I asked him what it was that brought him back to DC.
“Money of course. I’m running low on funds and I didn’t raise as much as I thought I would when I invited all those rich fuckers down to Mar-a-lardo. Some of those guys are pretty tight when it comes to coughing up cash for MY campaign. I thought they’d have a hard time saying no to my face.
“I think most of them were just calculating how much of a tax write off they could get if we actually bothered to give them a real receipt.
“Some of them are getting tired of me and my team constantly asking for money.
“I thought that if I visited them in person they’d be so thrilled to cough up the cash to me in person. Give them bragging rights.
“Apparently I was mistaken. Most of them thought I was joking.
“Those guys on K Street are really serious when it comes to money matters. A couple of them even told me to get the fuck out of their offices, saying that it was bad enough to get a daily fund raising letter request from us every single day. I even used my Sharpie to sign the letters personally.
“My fund raising team are telling me that people are demanding that I stop sending these fund-raising requests. I would imagine the response is the same about all the email requests we are sending.”
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Tom, you are in good company. The only thing I’ve seen my cats laugh at is djt rambling on about batteries, sharks, windmills and Hannibal Lector