Trump gives up on campaigning
It's now all about uber-long meaningless gibberish about how great he is and selling Trump junk
To my feline mind, it appears that TFG has given up on any serious campaigning.
Instead he is laser focused on selling junk with his name on it.
After being spanked by Kamala on the debate stage his campaigning has devolved into selling Trump labelled ‘merchandise’.
Trump told me, “Truthfully Tom, I’ve had enough of babbling incoherently on the campaign stage, not enough money in it. So I’ve decided to go into merchandising - something I actually know about. I haven’t a clue what real politicians are talking about most - if not all - of the time.
“I’ve decided to concentrate on what I do best. Babbling incoherently as I flog my idiotic, useless merchandise. At least I’ll make a few bucks. My current girlfriend is pregnant and I’m going to have to cough up some major money for that. Probably at least 18 years worth.
“So I get shiploads of junk from China every day, put my name on it and my clueless fan base can’t get enough of it. That’s how you make money in a Presidential election. And once I lose, I’m free.
“Free from all the meetings and discussions that I don’t understand and don’t make a dollar off of.
“Watch for my next money-maker - I’m going to sell drops of the ‘blood’ I spilled during the first assassination attempt. Should be a real money-maker.”
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Good to see the orange felon has finally admitted he’s nothing but a snake oil salesman. Thanks Tom! You felines have a way of getting the truth out