Hungarian leader Viktor Orbán is scheduled to visit his good friend Donald Trump at Mar-a-lardo later this week.
I asked an unusually quiet and timid TFG what he hoped the meeting would accomplish.
“Well Tom, as you may have heard, I’m having some money problems at the moment. Viktor and I are good friends - we both believe in racism and keeping our populations pure and free from immigrants.
“We have a lot in common and I always enjoy his company and the stories he tells. Mostly he talks about keeping Hungary’s population pure and the people he has made disappear.
“But best of all, he has access to unlimited money.
“I need money Tom, and I need it fast.
“I’ve got a few big bills coming due shortly and it seems I can’t get a bank to lend me a cent. I even offered to put up my real estate holdings to pay some of these bills.
“But it seems that no financial institution will touch any of my property as a lot is scheduled to be taken by various government agencies and some very scary people in New York.”
Jeez Tom, they look like two thugs hitchhiking. I hope no one gives them a ride!