Greg Abbott on Uvalde school slaughter - "It could've been worse."
In the wake of the mass slaughter of 19 students and two teachers at Robb Elementary School in Uvalde Texas, Governor Greg Abbot offered condolences and comforting words to the mourners by stating, “It could have been worse.”
The massacre took place while 19 law enforcement officers stood around outside the school and tried to come to a consensus for lunch. Nine wanted pizza, and five wanted tacos and the other five didn’t give a fuck.
Uvalde Chief of Police Billy-Joe-Bob Crudité explained the delay and lack of action by stating, “Well the boys are in the process of unionizing. I didn’t want to piss them off. I would have ordered them to deal with it had I been there. But I didn’t get word of the travesty until it was too late for me to cancel my haircut. Do you think this style makes me look old? I wasn’t sure but my barber talked me into it.”