Adolf Hitler friends and relatives suing Trump for plagiarism

"He's stealing our heritage."

“Immigrants are poisoning the blood of our country,” said TFG during one of his long-winded, nonsensical rants recently.

Apparently that statement has set off a lawsuit from an angry splinter group of MAGAts calling themselves “Friends of Adolf”.

I spoke with Bud Clydesdale, a senior member of the group and asked him what the group is trying to accomplish by bringing suit against a man who is scrambling to stay in the public eye and out of prison.

Bud replied, “Oh we know he’s desperate to stay relevant and out of prison. In order to do that he is trying to become President so he can pardon himself.

“He’s panicking and apparently Stephen Miller has advised him that winning the election is the only possible avenue open to him.

“Our group of Adolfees do not want the Hitler name to be associated with this orange scum in any way, shape or form. Hence the lawsuit.

“It’s embarrassing enough to be a Hitler fan - we do not need the extra pressure of having this clown associated with us. We are seeking a cease and desist order and an apology to all Nazis.”

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