Albertans thrilled about becoming 51st USA state
"Our guns won't be a problem - they'll be a feature."
Gun sales are soaring in the Canadian province of Alberta.
Not just shotguns or hunting rifles, which are already extremely popular. But now with Trump leading the province - AK47 sales are soaring.
People of all ages are lining up to purchase these popular American firearms - no age requirement or ID necessary,
Alberta Premier Danielle Smith will be given the boot.
Trump confided in me, “Well Tom - she’s a woman - that’s strike one. And she not hot enough to be part my party. So she’ll be gone soon, Maybe she could be a barmaid or a housekeeper or something.
“If a woman wants to do something useful for the country perhaps she could have a baby or two. Useful work for an unattractive woman.
“And we will be seizing al oil, gas, coal and whatever we find that we can use in this piece of shit piece of land.
“For now we leave the Rocky Mountains alone until we find precious metals - and believe me - we’ll be looking.”
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