Alberta's Unemployable Jason Kennedy Going Federal?
Alberta's Premier looking to escape voter's wrath by running federally - forced to buy votes
Alberta’s Premier Jason Kenney, widely regarded as unemployable and unteachable by the majority of Albertans and his family, appears to be on the verge of a federal run as telegraphed in his Twitter profile. This comes about after Jason realized that he had reached the pinnacle in Alberta politics, and was unlikely to be re-elected or allowed to remain in the province.
“After what I’ve done here, there’s not much sense hanging around Alberta. Nothing for me here. Besides, I hate Edmonton and I hate the people. Always complaining. Ottawa is a beautiful city. No one knows me. I should be safe. Donald Trump has expressed an interest in running as my Vice-Prime Minister.”
When it was explained to him that no such position exists, he shrugged and quipped that ‘DeeJayTee’ had assured him that Roger Stone ‘and the team’ would take care of it.