What I learned while showering - antivaxxers and anti-maskers are too f**king lazy to save their own lives
It pisses me off, and I really don't need another reason to be pissed off.
by Tom the pissed off cat @PissedTom
Some people are really starting to piss me off. I’m perpetually pissed, but even more so today.
I ended up in the shower with Nick this morning. He’s always raving about how he gets his best ideas when in the shower, or when vacuuming the house.
You need opposable thumbs to operate the vacuum, and I’m just a cat, no thumbs at all - opposable or otherwise. I’ve been blocked the past couple of weeks. Not constipation blocked mind you, creatively blocked. And I have been quite vocal about the blockage.
Nick, tired of my guttural screaming, threw me into the shower to ‘inspire’ me. At least I hope that’s why he did it. Anyway, damned if it didn’t work.
While I was getting drenched, I figured out the reason for the anti-vax, anti-mask ‘movement’.
They are too lazy to save their own lives.
They’d much rather sit at a gaming console, eat junk food, and play “Let’s Kill Everything for No Discernible Reason”, taking a break only when their cousin-wives call them for dinner.
It’s very hard to attend a vax appointment when you’re about to level up.
That’s it - I blame it on gaming. And Domino’s two-for-one nights.
Simple - leave it to a cat to solve this dilemma.
Just set up a video game or two and offer free pizza at the clinics. Give them their pokes while they’re playing. They won’t even notice.
Problem solved.
However, you may have a problem getting them out of the clinic.