Apparently there's a mega-issue with Qatar gift

No wheels.

IT HAPPENS

Rumor has it that there is a bit of a hitch with Qatar’s gift of the new Presidential Airplane 1(a).

It has no wheels.

Rubber is in short supply in Qatar and as a result the plane will be arriving by multiple boats.

I asked Donny about this issue.

“I tell you Tom, it’s not a big deal. The new Air Force 1 (A) will arrive in pieces by ships. Our engineers tell me that it may take a year or so assemble.

“We’re not even sure if it is a complete plane. We may have to improvise a bit. We know it has no wheels or tires but thanks to me, we have Ohio. Greatest tire maker in the world.

“So we know that part of the plane should be okay. My engineers are a little concerned about the engines and how well and how long they will last.

“So it comes down to - what they have gifted us is a model airplane, parts of which are attached by airplane glue - which I am assured was American made.

“Apparently the majority of Qatari workers spent days wasted on airplane glue. Kind of reminds me of my younger days before I discovered cocaine.

“JD Vance and Ron DeSantis will be testing it on its first flight after assembly.

“Me - I will continue to use the current Air Force One.

“I will be gifting Qatari Marlon Brando’s Academy Awards in return. Apparently they’re big Brando fans. We were warned not to send any female winner awards.”

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