As the walls close in on Trump - he offers up family members and friends in exchange for immunity
"It's not prostitution, we're just giving these people away - free. Kinda busts my balls to do this but Rudy tells me I'm fucked otherwise." DJT
As the Trump investigation drags into what feels like a second decade, Jack Smith met with Trump lawyers today.
It is said that the legal team offered up an assortment of Trump family members and supporters in exchange for total immunity for their client, who claims to have no knowledge of any such meeting or offer.
“This is the first I’m hearing of it,” Trump told me, “But I’ve been busy doing campaign stuff all day and I had to sort thru some papers in the basement storage room. I have to find another place to keep them - one that is humidity controlled. I’ve got a lot of important papers that I will need some day in the future.
“And of course I’ve got my weekly appointment with Melania and her kid. We try to get together once a week so I can give Melania her weekly payment. She’s gets so pissed if I’m late with her rental fee.
“Not that I’m getting anything for the money. I used to, but that kinda stopped after I wasn’t in the Oval Office anymore. It’s not a problem though. Matt Gaetz sees to it that I’m not lonely. He’s a good kid. He’ll be the last guy I give Jack Smith. I’ll hang on to Matt for sure.
“But Smith can have the hag that Matt hangs around with. That three-names broad. And my idiot sons. They’re both embarrassments.”
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