Beltway media has officially run out of things to criticize. Lots of spare time.
No news means no money for MSM.
“I don’t know - let’s just focus on the weather. Storms and shit. Do a deep dive. Maybe we can blame a member of congress for climate change. People will watch anything. We can’t count on a hostage situation every week.”
“And Biden is far too competent. He isn’t cooperating at all. This job was so much easier when Trump was POTUS. His crew were right out of a mob movie. You could not make up that shit. And the finale - the coup. Fuck - that guy was a dream. We’re still getting stories out of the insurrection.”
“I know, right? And his kids. And Roger Stone - right out of Batman. What a shit show! That reminds me - I have an interview with Traitor Tot and his fiancé. Anybody need anything from Junior?”
“Yeah - can you pick me up an eight ball please? I’m covering TFG’s next rally and there is no freaking way I can do that straight. The network won’t be running it anyway. Just a token thing to do. Otherwise he gets so upset. And starts calling us names. Not that we really give a fuck, but the MAGAts eat that shit up. Gets them stirred up. And management has ordered us not to use that for news anymore. Decent people are fed up with it. Fox is still all over it though, no sense in us giving them shit to report on. Sure hope Direct TV drops them.”
“Eight ball. Got it. Anyone else?”