Billy McFarland goes back to the well one more time
“We look forward to surprising the world alongside our partners as we build FYRE and FYRE Festival II into the island adventure of a lifetime,” McFarland said.
I was lucky enough to have a chat with fraudster-felon Billy McFarland about his next big venture - Fyre Festival II.
“We have already procured over 2000 air mattresses - but festival goers should bring pillows and sleeping bags by the way. And for the foodies in the crowd we have arranged for a supply of gourmet cheese slices. Food that the crowd at the first Fyre Festival loved.
“To that end, we have acquired the services of Krift Fud to supply all dietary requirements. They have assured me that there are no natural ingredients in any of their offerings and everything is chemical based. Everybody can eat anything that we will be selling.”
I asked him who would be performing at this version of his ‘festival’.
“Well Tom, we haven't booked any big names at this point, but we do have verbal agreements from a lot of lesser known artists from the Deep South of America. Expect a lot of stringed instruments - particularly fiddles. And we have secured many of the more famous jug bands from Alabama.”
When I asked him who would be partnering with him this time around, he said, “Well I am currently in talks with Anna Delvey, who is hoping to attend in person if she can get a furlough from her house arrest.
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“We look forward to surprising the world alongside our partners as we build FYRE and FYRE Festival II into the island adventure of a lifetime,” McFarland said in a post on X, formerly known as Twitter.
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