Birthplace of Ted Cruz purposely demolished
"It's an amend to the people of the USA. We do not wish to be associated with this person any longer. We apologize to all Americans who have been offended or affected by him."
Foothills Medical Center in Calgary, birthplace of Rafael ‘Ted’ Cruz, has made the hard decision to destroy itself.
In making the announcement hospital administrator Ralph Smythe said, “We will also be entertaining a class action lawsuit which we will bring against ourselves. It’s the very least we can do to make amends to the American people. Details of the suit will be made available in the near future.”
Oxygen deprived at birth, Ted Cruz has gone on to terrorize and exasperate the citizens of Canada’s southern neighbor.
Explaining the rationale behind the decision Smythe added, “We knew he was born in Canada but were horrified to find that he had been born right here in this once reputable medical facility in our once proud city. We’ve watched him over the past little while and I guess the final straw came at the recent CPAC coven gathering when he referred to Jen Psaki as ‘Peppermint Patty’. We’ve watched his idiocy and cowardice since he fled his state in its time of desperation last winter.”