Boris Johnson looking forward to re-opening nightclub
"No 10 Downing will once again be THE place to be seen after dark in London."
With Liz Truss almost done her fifteen minutes, Larry the No 10 cat tells me he expects Boris Johnson to be recycled from the Tory scrap heap.
“The Tories have run out of options as far as I can see. I’ve seen Boris lurking around here, peering in the windows and making notes. Carrie was with him taking photos and writing what appeared to be a press release or an advert for the Times. I am not quite sure. But I did see the headline ‘Reopening Soon - BoJo’s All Nighter’.”
“I’m guessing the parties will be starting once he’s back. He seemed to quite enjoy those all-nighters, even with the bad press and hangovers. Not to mention his sacking.”
“If this happens, I will be moving into an Airbnb down the street for the duration. BoJo seldom changed my litter box. I don’t understand how those party people could spend all night in here with Boris. He must have always reeked of cat piss.”
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