Disgraced and discarded Tory party boy and former Prime Minister, Boris Johnson has put forth the proposition that Tories would do far better in the polls should they abandon the whole concept of a leader.
“No more leaders. Our poll numbers have skyrocketed since Liz resigned. We seem to be most popular when we have no one at the helm.”
In a show of support for the leaderless concept, Boris announced that he would not be vying for the role and suggested that all Tory MPs who may be considering a run for the leadership abandon the idea.
“Do it for party. Do it for Britain. Abandon your dreams as the majority of our citizens have done in the past two years.”
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