BREAKING - bored, low-IQ House member, 'Mag the hag' Three Names has a hankering for a good old fashioned civil war, just like her great-grand-daddy's kin did
Would like it in time for Christmas - it will give her something to do.
Mag the Hag Three Names would like a civil war. It’s her Christmas wish. Apparently she’s feeling homesick for the 1860’s.
“I have so much time on my hands now that I’ve had my committees taken from me, and Matt is busy with his, uh, legal issues, so we ain’t traveling around the country gas lighting voters right now. We’re on a break. I’m freaking bored. Just nothing to do. Bored out of my mind. I’ve done my Christmas shopping already, and I’ve already had my Thanksgiving bath. Nothing to do in Georgia, my husband is still in jail, so is my boyfriend. So why don’t we have a civil war for Christmas? It’s something the whole family can enjoy, I’m sure.”
She sees no problem persuading those “fucking Yankees” to join in.
“We’ll just set free all the January 6th patriots who were locked up by the Yankees and we’re set to go. I’ve got my gun ready - locked and loaded.”