BREAKING - Chinese balloon just wanted to watch Super Bowl
Tickets were sold out
“We would have done it traditionally, but there were no tickets left.”
A Chinese official explained the presence of their balloon complete with observation equipment on board.
“We started out attempting to do it legally - buy tickets and BBQ in the parking lot, enjoy the game, especially the half-time show, and then the after party.
“We Chinese are compulsive gamblers and a lot of our people had bet pretty heavily - so it was of upmost importance that we get to see the game live. It’s not on TV here in China. We do apologize for any inconvenience.
“We tried again, but you shot that one down as well. Thank goodness these aircraft were unmanned.
“We apologize for any inconvenience.
“BTW - you owe us $4 million for the loss of our aircraft. I told my boss that we should have had GoodYear markings on the vehicles.
“I almost forgot. We’d like to invite you to our spring festival.”
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Tom and Nick
Good luck with that.
Good luck with that, She has no idea what she's doing.