BREAKING - Eric Trump claims Trump Organization made billions by selling nuke secrets to Putin
"Joe Biden doesn't know an opportunity when he sees one." - Eric Trump
I’m a cat. Cats are curious creatures. I had to know more about the Mar-a-Lardo documents. I needed to talk to one of the feeble-minded Trumps.
Eric Trump immediately sprung to mind.
I found him playing with his toys at a neighborhood playground.
Eric likes talking.
“If they thought what they found in the safe was something, the FBI should see what we buried with my mommy. In the coffin, under the coffin, beside the coffin, on top of the coffin.
“I can’t believe the timing of her death. And Kimberly and Junior were at her place just before her body was found. Weird.
“The whole thing happened just when dad was looking for a place to store some stuff. Just when he needed it. And he got to miss that whole examinations thing with the NYAG. I used to love it when an exam was cancelled when I went to school.
“Anyway, it’s going to be a long time before we have to worry about money again. Unless dad starts up another airline.
“He says that we’re going to need access to an airline that ‘minds its own business’. No passport checks - nothing like that. And you just wait until we make a sales call on the Saudis and Iranians. More money. We’ll probably have enough to open a couple of casinos. Maybe dad will stop beating me then.
“I sometimes do stupid stuff but Joe Biden doesn't know an opportunity when he sees one.”
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