BREAKING - Lauren Boebert finally passes GED
"Twelfth time is a charm. I feel so good I think I'm going to have a few drinks, and go out and shoot something."
Lauren Boebert has finally come clean and admitted that she only recently managed to pass her GED.
“Yeah, I know I should’ve come clean during my first election campaign, but I looked around and figured it might be a disadvantage to tell the truth, so I lied about my qualifications and background.
“I did the right thing, I see that now. Now that I’ve been a part of the Party for a bit, I can see that lying is what we’re all about. I’m thinking about that Santos guy. Sure, he got booted from a committee or two, but the same thing happened to that ex-friend of mine - the ‘female’ uni-bomber. I’m saying female but the jury is still out on that. There’s something masculine about her.
“And now she’s the fucking darling of the GOP even after getting kicked out of committee.
“Mr. Trump knew about my education and told me that it was okay, that lying was a good thing for a Republican. He said he and his sons had spent years in various schools and it didn’t do them any good whatsoever. He told me that Eric and Junior are just as stupid as they were when they were toddlers.”
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