Breaking news - GQP brings in Steve Scalise from cancer treatment for second impeachment vote
GQP actually decided something in a mere two votes
Well, it took bringing GQP Rep Steve Scalise from his hospital bed, where he was being treated for blood cancer, for the GQP to finally vote to impeach Homeland Secretary Mayorkas.
Trump’s Tribe was upset with Mayorkas for showing human compassion.
The concept of human compassion totally eludes Trump’s Toadies, the same way it is a foreign concept to TFG.
But they finally won a fight.
I asked one of the GQP Reps - I’m not sure who it was, they all look and act the same - I asked if this was an indication that they were finally ready to do some of the actual work that their constituents elected them to do.
“Fuck no. This has been one of the best parties I have ever gone to. Most of our time is spent scheming to fuck with the Dems. There’s nothing we won’t do to screw with their smooth running of this country. It’s what we do best. And we have the best people for that.
“Take Gym Jordan - he’s been here forever and hasn’t done a fucking thing.
“I don’t think he has a clue. It’s possible I may be wrong though. He talks so fast none of us has any idea what he’s talking about most of the time.
“We even went as far to hire ASL translators in an attempt to understand him. Either they couldn’t keep up with Gym or found what he was saying to be totally undecipherable.
“Or more likely - what he was saying was so horrific it terrified them. Last I heard a couple of them were in a rest home recovering.”
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