BREAKING - Trump announces nightly book burnings at Mar-a-Lardo
"To what end? I don't think any of them CAN read. This whole thing is kind of moot." - Barron Trump
We talked to Barron Trump today and asked about the evening book burnings at Mar-A-Lardo announced by TFG.
“He has no use for books. He doesn’t read, not really. Today I caught him sitting on his two favorite chairs - he must use two or else his right butt cheek slops over the edge and loses feeling. And Lindsey Graham isn’t around to rub it better. Lindsey loved to do that. I always thought that my dad enjoyed it far too much. He’d purr like a cat.
“Anyway, he was holding a three year old copy of the National Enquirer and pretending to read. He was holding it upside down and sighing loudly. He’s such a clueless fuck. I really wish mom would have married one of her other clients. Most of them were literate.
“And I really don’t know what he intends to burn here. There are no books except for my school textbooks which I have safely hidden in the vegetable drawer in the fridge.”
Having heard enough, Nick and I headed over to Casa-a-Cocaine - Junior’s abode – always an eye-opener.
Unfortunately, Junior had just scored two eight-balls, was half-way thru the first and about to start Twitter ranting for the evening. He considers it a ‘calling’. As usual, he could not form anything resembling an English sentence.
His pseudo-wife, Kimberly screamed something at us in what can only be described as an ancient form of an unknown language. We were terrified. She was as a woman possessed. We fled.
As we were speeding out of the driveway we could hear her barking at our taillights, “Next time bring some fucking pizza, we’re starving here.”
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