Canadian Alberta Premier more concerned with war against LGBTQ kids than the amount of filth being spewed into the air by the tar sands
I am extremely pissed off today
Unbreathable air being spewed into earth’s atmosphere is less of an issue to Alberta conservatives than waging a full out war on LGBTQ kids.
Premier Danielle Smith has made it clear with her proposed war with the province’s attack on the LGBTQ community. You can read all about it here.
And it appears that the citizens of Canada’s redneck province - most of whom who work in the oil patch - are more than happy with that.
I asked Billy-Bob Abhsterickchuk what he thought of the filth being spewed into the atmosphere.
“It smells like money in my pocket to tell you the truth cat. I quit school in Grade 7 on the day I turned 16 and made my way to the oil patch at Fort McMurray. I got a job as soon as I got there. They call me a “roughneck”. I love the job name, I loved the money that me and my buds were making.
“And you know what? Not one of my crew had finished junior high school.
“I bought a brand new diesel Ford F350 and two eight-balls of coke with my first paycheck. Since starting work here I’m never out of cocaine. Makes me very popular with the hookers. There’s almost as many of them here as there are oil patch workers. The oil patch is a haven for money making.
“On the downside, I’m broke by payday every month. Even had my truck repossessed once. But I got a new one on the next payday.
“The only downside living here - the rents are sky high - so I live in my truck. Most of us do.”
I asked him what he thought of Premier Danielle Smith’s plans for the LGBTQ.
“Danielle who? I think I had a hooker named Danielle for a night. As far as those gay people - I really don’t care but I wish they’d get the hell out of this province. And if the conservatives are going to get rid of them - they’ve got my vote.
“We should bus them all to Vancouver. They’ll fit in just fine.”
BTW - if you happen to be a smoker in Alberta - fear not - the cigarette you’re smoking is healthier than the air you’re breathing.
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