Canadian elections - short and sweet
Pierre Poilievre has been campaigning for PM since 2022 - might not be working too well for him
In a month or so Canada will be electing a new Prime Minister.
Pierre Poilievre has been campaigning for PM since 2022 - with the help of India and Donald Trump.
It has been said, “Donald Trump thinks he can weaken us with his plan to divide and conquer. Pierre Poilievre’s plan will leave us divided and ready to be conquered.”
Because a person who worships at the altar of Donald Trump will kneel before him, not stand up to him - Pierre worships at that altar.
To my feline mind - two Conservative mistakes - started campaigning far too early, using India and Trump to help them.
There may be more travesties but I really don’t want to delve too deep - I am terrified of what I mind find out.
Now American election campaigns seem to carry on forever - i.e. Trump has been campaigning for almost a decade. He did win - but many questions remain - especially with the corrupt, idiotic cabinet he chose. I am guessing that a lot of money changed hands.
Canada is about to have an election also - called about two months after the Liberals chose a competent leader.
Truthfully I, and a multitude of my friends, were hoping that our candidate would’ve been Chrystia Freeland. But, unlike our American brethren, no riots or gunshots were fired.
We are happy with Mark Carney - a former chief of banking who actually knows what he is doing.
BTW - we will not allow Trump to make Canada a part of his lunacy.
Trump was planning a rally in Canada but could not find any city that would allow him to use any venue.
He did find a bingo hall in a very small town in far northern Quebec who have allowed him to have a rally in the building.
It is expected that many unilingual French Quebecers will show up for a night of bingo only to find Trump and Musk dancing, and demanding a $1000 admission fee.
They were greeted by angry “va te faire foutre”. Translation - fuck you.
Trump had to park Air Force One at one of the Montreal airports and take a train to the venue - a 12 hour ride - no sleeper cars. Just a train full of drunken Quebec citizens celebrating some sort of Quebec holiday.
There were no hotels in this town and as a result Trump and Musk had to share a room in a boarding house. Musk was tasked with applying Donald’s makeup in the morning.
Authorities at the airport where Air Force One will be parked have hidden it far out of sight to avoid vandalism.
“We sure as hell don’t want him stuck in Canada. We’re not big on assassinations or exploding aircraft.”
Let’s not forget it was not all that long ago when Quebec wanted to separate from Canada.
They are even less thrilled about becoming part of the USA.
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