An enterprising fifteen-year-old Texas high school student has found a novel way of procuring cigarettes and making a little cash on the side.
Billy-Joe-Jim-Bob Crudité of Elk’s Butt Texas explained, “I’m not allowed to buy cigarettes, but the law permits me to buy a gun. So, I just trade guns for smokes. It’s working out fine and I have a steady stream of teenage customers. You wouldn’t believe how many of my schoolmates are willing to trade blowjobs for smokes. Is this a great country or what?”