Cash strapped Trump to be spokesman for Depends Adult diapers
Cash strapped Trump signs deal with Depends Adult Diapers - "I need the money".
“You know Tom, my Depends are a godsend when I’m sitting in a courtroom all day.
“I tried to go without them for the first few days of this current witch hunt, but my legal team and the people in the first few rows of the courtroom were very vocal with their complaints about the stench emanating from me.
“I tried to gaslight them by blaming one of my attorneys but as the first week went on they zeroed in on me.
“I wasn’t embarrassed, my friends and staff are used to the smell and think it might be a new ‘Trump Men’s Cologne’ I am test marketing with Ivanka’s help. She’s good with girl stuff.”
I spoke with one of his care-givers who told me that she has recommended that he change his Depends every chance he gets, I really believe the stench is the reason that his family prefers his absence.
“Even at his rallies many MAGAts are countering the smell with ‘At least he doesn’t shoot puppies as far as we know.
‘I know for a fact that the smell has driven Melania and Barron back to New York from Mar-a-Lardo, where the air is marginally less objectionable as it is when TFG is at home.”
This is clearly embarrassing to Donnie-boy but nowhere near as embarrassing as being broke and mortgaged to the hilt.
Rumor has it that the new owners of Bedminster will be digging up Ivana and sending the remains to Mar-a-Lardo.
“It’s his fucking problem now,” one of the officers of the bank that holds the mortgage on the golf course told me, “maybe we’ll get a peek at what else is buried with her.”
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