Cawthorn - "GOP bullies forced me to go to lynchings and cocaine orgies and assassinations and made me buy guns and shoot trees"
A desperate attempt to stay in the public eye
In what can be construed as an attention seeking pathetic child’s cry for help, man-child Madison Cawthorn has gone a giant leap past his previous claim that GOP politicians invited him to sex parties by further alleging that he was forced at gunpoint to attend said gatherings.
“They’re Republicans, they all have guns. That was a requirement when I joined the party. That’s when I bought all of my arsenal. They paid for half.”
Asked if there was also a requirement to take a gun safety course, Cawthorn laughingly replied, “Are you fucking kidding? Of course not. But newbies were required to compete in a shoot off. I beat Marjorie Taylor Greene. But nobody could beat Lauren.”
Speaking to his allegations of being forced to attend lynchings he said, “Yeah, we were lynching people who sympathize with the LGBTQ community. Lots of them.”
At this point the gaggle of reporters put away their notebooks and cameras and turned to leave.
“Wait! There’s more. The Dems are doing it too. They invited me to eat a pizza baby.”
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