Colombia considers decriminalizing cocaine - Trump Jr considers relocating to Bogota
Don Jr and Kimmy considering move and a new Trump branded business venture
According to an article in the Washington Post, the world’s largest cocaine producing country is considering the decriminalization of cocaine possession.
We caught up with Florida underworld celebrities, Donald J Trump Jr and his concubine at an opium den on the east side of Miami.
“America’s draconian drug laws have stifled free enterprise in recreational drug use for too long,” tweeted Junior after Kimmy read the article to him, “Colombia is about to take a step into the future. And we want to be a part of it. To that end we will be relocating to Bogota as soon as the legislation is enacted in Colombia’s legislature, or whatever it is they have down there passing for government.
“We’ve been visiting Bogota for years, dad and I, and we actually own a hotel down there. It’s called ‘Palacio de nieve Trump’ or ‘Trump Snow Palace’.
“We’re in the process of re-launching Trump Air as soon as repairs on the fleet are completed and we will be offering ‘Trump Toot Tours’ soon.
“As before - we will not require any documentation to buy a flight ticket but we do require that you pay cash. No credit cards will be accepted - this is for passenger privacy and we are currently experiencing a little kerfuffle with the IRS, FBI, CIA and several other government agencies as well as many banks, both domestic and foreign.
“But the Secret Service is still loyal and the agency assures us that the loyalty will continue as long as we make our payments on time.”