Comedy team of Musk and Trump planning a showcase tour of Canada

Gun sales said to increase by 200% in Canada after the tour was announced

The comedy team of Musk-Trump is having a hard time finding a venue for their latest bullshit in Canada.

They have approached every major venue in every metropolis in the country only to be told to fuck right off.

“They are persona non grata and we cannot allow these people in our country to perform lie after lie as they try to connive (convince) Canadians how much better they’s be if Trump ran things,” a government official told me.

I asked Trump how he was taking this slap in the face.

“Oh I’ve been slapped by many women my life, I’m used to it.

“But we have found a venue in Northern Kebec (Quebec) that is open to us. It’s a small metropolis (pop 274) - none of whom speak or understand English - it’s a French speaking community but that may be good for us.

“If no one understands what we are saying that’s good for us. We can spiel as much bullshit as we want.

“We really wanted to perform in Ottawa or Toronto but were told to get the fuck out of the country.

“Musk tried to counter that particular argument by saying that he was fairly certain he had children he had fathered with Canadian women - hence he should be allowed anywhere he wants to go.”

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