Congress goes full middle school
The Rock's pending leap into political ring has set off a middle school atmosphere in Congress
Anticipating Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson’s run for public office, the GOP has started training.
Over the past week or so, since The Rock rumor has been circulating, we are seeing a whole lot of middle school behavior in the American political realm.
Threats of physical violence, pushing, shoving and taunts of “I know you are, but what am I?” have been echoing thru the people’s house.
DC area gyms have reported a massive surge in Reps joining.
The Washington Mall has become the meeting ground for dueling reps wanting to settle their differences after the sessions recess for the day.
Gym Jordan has been spotted shirtless wandering around the mall after sunset looking for anyone who objects to the constant, rapid nonsense spewing from his mouth.
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