Cowardly DeSantis hedges bets
Will retain Governorship after losing to TFG
Breaking with precedent, the Florida GQP has assured Ron DeSantis that he can always return to the governorship.
Fearing unemployment should he fail in his run against TFG for the GQP presidential nomination, cowardly Ron DeSantis has arranged to keep his current job no matter the outcome of the nomination process.
“I had to request it. I’m not qualified to do anything else. I mean, who the hell is going to hire me now? I certainly wouldn’t want to work for anyone that would hire me. Can you imagine how effed up that organization would have to be?
“I doubt any company in Florida would want me on staff. And my tenure as governor has certainly won me no fans beyond the borders of the Sunshine State.
“So I blackmailed a few people, and I am assured of remaining as governor after Trump takes the GQP nomination.
“I’m smart. I think ahead. Truthfully the idea of merely half-committing to the GQP and the country came from my wife. She told me in no uncertain terms that if I end up unemployed she will be suing for divorce.
“She’s wanted out of this marriage for some time now and has been looking for a good excuse to flee.”
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LMAO! BTW - I've been meaning to ask - are you affected by the strike?
He ALWAYS looks constipated.... (and why did I even go there?) Sorry, lol.