'Crazy Rudy' to housesit for Stevie 'Two Shirts' Bannon while he serves his time
Surprise visitor
When Big Stevie "Two Shirts" Bannon returned to his lair after being found guilty of ignoring subpoenas, he was a little surprised to find Rudy Giuliani nesting on his sofa, drinking his scotch while watching the final cable-available broadcast of OAN ‘fabrication news’.
“Rudy, what the hell are you doing here? And put down that scotch.”
“Hey buddy, I heard the news. Looks like you’ll be be needing a house sitter while you do your time. Thought I’d help out - my place has been condemned as a health hazard. So this will work out just fine for both of us. Since I not allowed to practice law, the least I can do is watch your house.”
“We’re a long way from me going to jail. My lawyers have deployed the tried and true ‘Trump Defense’. Delay, obfuscate and when all else fails, claim executive privilege.”
“Okay - hey can I use your shower? I’m smelling pretty ripe. It’s been days.”
“Go ahead - I never use it. Need a semi-fresh shirt or two?”