Cristina Bayardelle admits why she married and divorced professional tree boxer Madison Cawthorn
"Simply put - he was an asshole."
“Simply put - he was an asshole. You have all read and seen what he’s like. Would you stay married to someone that repulsive? He has the personality of a shit sandwich.”
Asked why she married Cawthorn in the first place, as it must have been clear from the start that he was human debris, she replied, “Rohypnol. He fed me that date rape drug every day. Twice a day. He hid it in my drinks, food - wherever he could. I think he even ruffied my cat. I shudder to think what he did to my poor Fluffy. She’s now seeing an animal therapist. He ruffied me the first day we met. Truthfully, I don’t remember much of our relationship. I assume we had sex. Thank God I didn’t get pregnant. The world does not need another Madison. What a fucked up name, right? Madison. It’s a girl’s name. Or a street name. Or a town name. Or the brand name for a women’s hygiene product. What kind of parents name their kid after a brand of tampon? Although it does seem rather apropos given his personality.
“As we met in Russia, he assumed I was Russian, he’s not that bright. He thought it would give him a leg up with Donald J Trump and his gang of deplorables. Damn, I dodged a bullet there.”
Asked how she came to realize that she was being fed Rohypnol, she explained, “I found a bottle of it in his ammo box while he was at ‘work’ and decided it was time to get out. After I found it everything made sense. None of his weapons are registered, just so you know.
“And by the way - he can walk. He uses the chair for sympathy. I never did meet his parents as far as I know. I think they are ashamed of him.”
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