Nick's restriction of my consumption of political news - imagining Trump's first week in prison
A small concession - the asshole let me watch Fox
Nick started to feel sorry for me since prohibiting me from consuming political news. Especially after I had a a particularly runny bowel movement in his shoes and shirt drawer.
He’s quite astute for a human and he sensed I was upset and offered me a small concession - he let me watch Fox news.
Holy fuck-me-nots. People pay for and watch this?
Some asshole political pundit was going on about what a stellar job Trump did at the southern border when he was down there with his ‘compassionate, soft-hearted wife and mother of Barron, She ‘didn’t really care’.
This bit of “news” was followed by a beautiful, scantily clad blonde with nipples fully erect, giving some semblance of a weather forecast.
That was all I could take. I turned it off.
It was at this point that I allowed my creativity to run wild and I proceeded to a federal prison to chat with the warden about how Trump might fare if all goes well and he ends up being tossed in prison.
The warden speculated, “Once the bleeding and tearing of his rectal tissue heals, I get the feeling that an imprisoned Trump will start to enjoy being 'groomed'. He strikes me as the kind of guy who adapts easily.
“This first lesson in the penitentiary life will be courtesy of 'Big Alvin' and 'Donkey Dick', who I am planning to place him with - if they’re still alive.
“They will give him a proper orientation to life in prison.”
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