The DC convoy is leaving DC.
When asked why they hung around for three weeks when it was clear that they were having absolutely no effect on DC other than slowing traffic, Billy-Joe William Bob Thomas of Texas explained, “We were having such a good time we could not bring ourselves to leave and besides, we were far too drunk to make the long drive home.
“As a matter of fact, two of our truckers got married to local working girls during their stay. But I do think that just might cause some problems back home when their wives find out.
“We’d like to thank the good people of Hagerstown, Maryland for tolerating our drunkenness and loud partying thru the many days and nights. If truth were told, a lot of us were driving drunk for the entire three weeks. A big shoutout to Mabel of Mabel’s Liquor Store and Brothel for making it all possible. She made our stay a great break from our wives and kids.
“Classy gal that Mabel.”
Asked about future convoys, Thomas said, “Well I guess we’re off to L.A. But a lot of the guys want to stop in Vegas first.”