RNC insider-janitor confirms Deadbeat Don cons RNC
You didn't expect him to pay his lawyer now, did you?
I’m just a cat, but I find this too funny.
Spanky, the king of deadbeat roaches, has managed to whine and con the RNC into picking up some of his legion of legal costs.
The legal fees are expected to be astronomical given that the roach had four years in office, allowing him time to break law after law, just as he did as a “businessman”. I hear there’s a bank in Germany still suffering from dealing with Spanky and his kin.
All the details of the RNC deal are not known at this time, but we spoke to someone we assume was the janitor at the RNC headquarters, and he assured us that the RNC have their asses covered.
“They have secured the loan with members of his family - to wit - Barron and Melania will act as collateral. They thought it was wiser to use people as chattel. Something tangible - not like his alleged “billions”. I’ve picked up a little legalize since I was relieved of my cabinet position under Spanky. Was glad to get this job as custodian, no one wanted to hire me. That cabinet post under him was not as beneficial as Sean Spicer had assured me.”
When we queried the RNC a spokesman informed us “We don’t want any more of Trump’s filth associated with us. It’s been a year and the motherfucker just won’t go away.”