DeSantis and Abbott trying out mass murder as a career choice
Might be something they're good at - they can't govern worth a damn
It’s all going according to plan.
It has become crystal clear - to succeed and become a leader in the GOP, one needs to hurt people that might hurt you. Hurt them bad if one harbors any illusions of leadership. One has to make room for oneself. Nothing is off the table.
Between 1921 and 1925 Adolf Hitler cultivated the belief that Germany required Lebensraum ('living space') in order to survive.
The Las Vegas comedy team of DeSantis and Abbott have designed a twist on that theme. Eliminate the Trump supporters. Give themselves some Lebensraum. Make it illegal to mandate vaccines and mask wearing, and then watch the MAGAts drop like flies. Many with death bed declarations that they “should have listened to the science”. Last words.
Trump supporters - the anti-vax, anti-mask mob determined to prove themselves correct by dying, are dropping like flies on the first night of heavy frost in the fall. And DeSantis is pushing a couple of Big Lies, much to the dismay of the handful of Floridians with three digit IQs.
Ben Roberts, a Naples, Florida citizen commented on the situation saying, “Ideally, we should hog-tie the pair of them, Trump and DeSantis, place them in the trash hold of Bezos’s favorite toy - his space ship, and jettison them out of our lives forever. But this will have to wait until Bezos starts transporting noxious substances out of our atmosphere.”
“The greater the distance from TFG and his band of grifters, the better off we are,” remarked an anonymous mayor of a large unnamed Florida metropolis.
“Once this is complete, we will be moving on to Texas where Gov. Abbott is in the initial stages of duplicating our work,” DeSantis remarked.
“The death toll, combined with our voter suppression efforts and gerrymandering in other states should be sufficient to place a GOP candidate, presumably me, back into the Oval Office.”
“And of course, we will be resettling known Republicans to gerrymandered districts with insufficient GOPers. We’ve got all the bases covered.”
He added, “It’s not real clear what the outcome will be, but with Trump’s raging and increasing blood pressure it will definitely be up to Greg or me to carry on, immediately following TFG’s funeral.”