Ron DeSantis, the slimiest GQP since Teddy-Boy Cruz, has denounced Hamas and called for the ejection of all Palestinians from America.
Let’s face it, Ronnie has absolutely no chance to lead the hapless Repuglicans into the next presidential election. But he still has a trickle of donations coming in. And there is no way he’s going to pass up any free money.
It’s been rumored that he is planning to stay in the running as long as donations are still flowing into the coffers. Once his failed campaign folds, he will pay his wife ‘Campaign Advisor’ with whatever money is left.
“This Trump mob family trial in New York is good for me.
“I can feel my popularity rising. I feel so good about it I’m going to add another half inch to my height. I’ll have to keep these cowboy boots on until after we pick a candidate, but the pain and dizziness will be worth it if I can gaslight American GOPers into selecting me.
“But no matter what happens, I did make sure that I could go back to being Governor of Florida. Unlike Trump, I think about the consequences of my actions.”
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Oh god... I first read this as "who has more foreskin?" and the nightmare montage that flashed through my head...(*shivers visibly) I can't even tell you! 😂
O Tom.... you are a psychic in cat's clothing!