DeSantis outlaws analog timepieces
"Most of my state uses digital watches and clocks to get to the book-burnings on time."
Florida will cease teaching children how to read a clock.
Governor and self-appointed leader of the Republican Party and insurrection enthusiast, Ron DeSantis has declared analog timepieces illegal.
“There’s no need to put children thru the agony and shame of learning to tell time. They can use digital clocks the way their kin did back in the 70’s. Hell, most of the adults in the south use digital watches and clocks anyway. Admittedly a lot of them have nothing to be on time for, except maybe a book and witch burning or a church service, so a nice digital watch will suffice.
“Now I gotta run there’s a burning of math and science books starting at 1330 and I do not want to be late. Pastor Locke doesn’t tolerate tardiness.”
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