DeSantis stops paying his household staff
"They should be paying me. They're learning skills that will last a lifetime."
In a tribute to the benefits bestowed upon slaves, the current governor of Florida and also-ran presidential hopeful, ‘Wrong’ DeSantis has stopped paying his housekeeper, maid, nanny and gardener.
“I thought long and hard on this and realised they should be paying me. Just think of all the benefits I am bestowing upon them.
“I charge a very modest $2 for each meal they consume, and give the cook and maid a room with a mattress for $5 a night. The nanny sleeps on the floor in the kids’ room for $2 a night. The guy that mows the lawn and stuff sleeps in my garage on an air mattress for $1 a night. You can’t beat that.
“I’ll be looking for a private teacher soon. I don’t think it would be safe to send my kids to a school - public or private.”
I asked Casey DeSantis, his current wife, if she agreed with her husband’s ideas.
“Are you kidding? He’s an idiot. Haven’t you noticed the similarity between him and Alfred E Neuman from Mad magazine. Truthfully, I think Alfred would be a better choice for all Americans.
“The only smart thing he’s done in his life was getting assurances that he would still be Governor of Florida after the GOP nominate another idiot to run against President Biden.”
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