DeSantis unveils first two members of his presidential campaign team
"It's going to be an all-family team. Beings I can trust."
At the end of Friday evening’s book-burning and lynching of homosexual Disney celebrities, Donald Duck and Mickey Mouse, Governor Ron DeSantis took advantage of a full house at Mar-a-Lardo to introduce the first members of his campaign team.
“I want the team to be comprised entirely of family members. It worked very well for Spanky Trump, although to this day I have no idea what purpose Junior and Eric served, other than to take over the fluffing when the paid fluffers were tired. Oh, and Junior’s cocaine. But damn, he got elected even though he had 3 million fewer votes than Hillary.”
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