DeSantis ups ante in war with Disney World
Florida GOP operatives release black bear into amusement park
A CNN report of an adult female bear trespassing on Disney World property caught my very short attention span today.
The bear, reported to be a DeSantis family pet, was captured by Disney staff and relocated to a national wildlife sanctuary in a timely matter, despite protestations from the ‘DeSantis for President’ campaign.
This appears to be the latest escalation in the DeSantis feud with the much-loved family oriented amusement park.
After being told of the incident, the hapless presidential candidate is reported to have quipped, “Let’s see how they deal with a half-starved crocodile.”
I asked the Florida governor if that was a thinly disguised threat.
“Well Tom, my kids love animals, and truthfully we can’t afford to keep feeding the menagerie we have collected over the past little while. I’ve told them that they’re going to be forced to find gainful employment if they want any more pets.
“They whine to me that me they’d have to quit school if they were forced to find work. They protested that without a proper education they would end up ignorant, illiterate and unskilled with low paying jobs.
“I told them not to worry - ignorance and illiteracy hasn’t done Matt Gaetz any harm.”
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