Why does a hands-on business owner like Spanky hire a CEO? And if he’s going to do something like that - why not one of his idiotic clan?
No doubt he asked them, and they told him to fuck off.
“Ah dad, fuck off. You couldn’t even sell wine. You lost billions with your casino thing. Who loses money running a casino? Remember that? Now a social network? You couldn’t even use one. You kept getting banished. And now you think you can run one? Have you taken your meds today?”
A fall-guy. He needs a fall-guy.
He watched Jack Dorsey take shit from Tweeter users and the public for years. Same with Zuckerberg at Fascistbook.
So why open himself up to more shit. Thrown in his face? Enter his most subservient flunky - Devin Nunes. Class clown.
He’s not doing anything in Congress anyway. No time. He spends far too much time in court bringing frivolous lawsuits against imaginary beings for imagined slights. And he likes the taste of Trump’s dick. He’s a perfect fit.
He’s got mega-experience carrying Trump’s water. As you recall Devin really came into his own spending long nights running errands all over the Hill for Spanky.
And when ‘Truth Social’ hits the bottom of the crapper, as it will, Spanky can blame Nunes.
I mean really - what can Nunes possibly know about running a social media network? He barely knows how to use one.
So, pop some corn, grab your favorite beverage, and kick back and relax.
This should be hilarious.