Melania desperate to hit the road with Bob Dylan and Jeff Lynne, says son Barron
She really wants to be a Traveling Wilbury.
Is there such a thing as a proprietary look? If there is - can Bob Dylan sue the squinty eyed Trump?
Apparently, Melania Trump wants to be a Traveling Wilbury.
Really wants to be a Wilbury. Really likes the idea of traveling. Really likes the idea of getting away from the Trump Klan.
So much so, she recently admitted that the white hat look was an effort to attract the attention of the two living band members, Bob Dylan and Rob Lynne.
She expressed the idea to us thru her son Barron who was acting as her translator.
“A lot of people aren’t sure if she is actually speaking English, so I took it upon myself to speak for her after she left the White House. She spent four years making guttural noises that most people were too polite to admit they didn’t understand. Could not understand a word. That’s kind of how the Jackie Kennedy Rose Garden got destroyed. And the blood red Christmas tree fiasco. No one understood what she was saying. Also, I’m deeply ashamed that America had to put up with my dad and this is just a little something I can do to apologize to the American people.”
When asked for a reaction to the news, Rob Lynne was quoted as saying, “Are you bloody insane? Not a fucking chance. Get off my lawn.”
Mr. Dylan called security, who set Dobermans on us.