Elon Musk and the naming of children (with apologies to TS Eliot)
"Those kids are in for a lifetime of beatings. That's why we decided to home school them. After that they're on their own." - Grimes
The mystery of the cruel names that man-child Elon Musk hung on his kids has been solved.
We asked his on-again, off again wife for details of the nomenclature.
“It all started when he was trying to brand his cars, and he came up with the bright idea to use a scientific calculator to randomly generate names. It generated ‘X Æ A-Xii’. He looked at it and immediately decided that it would be a great name for a human. To mark the occasion, he insisted that we have sexual intercourse and generate a baby to go with the name. He didn’t care if it was a boy or girl, but it was going to be named X Æ A-Xii.”
When asked how one would pronounce the name, Grimes replied, “Fucked if I know, I just call him ‘Boy’. Should you find out, could you please let me know? I’ll give you a car.”
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