Discovery of documents shuffle raises hope that Trump will flee the USA
Planning to start his own country?
Now I’m just a left wing liberal cat, as a result I see conspiracies everywhere.
And the news today that Trump is shuffling classified documents to his properties all over the country set off my paranoid cat alarm.
Why?
It has become evident that he stole these documents, owned by the US government and - by the transitive property - owned by the citizens of America, and is moving them around like chess pieces - can only mean one thing.
It’s his trading material.
To be dealt to unfriendly countries all over the globe as he gathers up enough money to buy his own country.
His dream.
His image on the new country’s flag, currency and branded into the derrieres of teen girls and women he considers ‘hot’. He plans to brand women, a wet dream of his since his teenage years.
Abortions will be mandatory. He can’t handle the offspring he’s got. He sure as hell isn’t going to get any better with a myriad of newly hatched Trumps.
I asked him about my suspicions.
“Well Tom, you’re close. I learned early in my career that the best way to earn money and respect is to franchise.
“So I will purchase several countries and franchise them. After my presidency I realised that a lot of my friends are going to need new countries.
“Because let’s face it, when the shit hits the fan a lot of them will be facing jail terms. I’m thinking of the likes of Giuliani, Flynn, Roger Stone, Bannon, Tucker, my family - you know - pretty much anyone who came into my circle. Maybe even Putin considering the way things are going in his corner of the world.
“I’m going to be King of the World. Those documents are my ticket to becoming a god.”
A note from Tom - Ivana’s grave should be dug up.
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